Monday, January 29, 2007

Now That's Funny!

Thanks to I Am Always Right for this one!

A man walked into a very high-tech bar near the Microsoft campus. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?” The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please”. The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?” The man answered, ” Oh, about 164.” The robot then proceeded to discuss various subjects with him, including the ‘theory of relativity’, ‘inter-stellar space travel’, ‘the latest medical break through, etc……..

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? “A martini please.” The martini was, as before, superb. The robot again asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?” This time the man answered, “100, plus or minus a few points.” Now the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

He was really intrigued. He feels compelled to try it one more time. So he left, and two weeks later returned and took a stool. And again ordered a martini. And again, the question was, “Sir, what is your IQ?” This time the man drawled out ” Uh . ’bout 50 er 60 I guess.”

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked , “A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e